A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?”
The Butter Betty Bought
Betty Botta bought some butter; “But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter!
If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter Will but make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter Better than the bitter butter, Made her bitter batter better.
So ’twas better Betty Botta Bought a bit o’ better butter.